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Christian Pickup Lines

  1. Nice bible.
  2. I would like to pray with you.
  3. You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
  4. God told me to come talk to you.
  5. I know a church where we could go and talk.
  6. How about a hug, sister/brother?
  7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
  8. Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
  9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
  10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
  11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
  12. I am here for you.
  13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
  14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
  15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
  16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
  17. Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
  18. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
  19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
  20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
  21. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
  22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
  23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
  24. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
  25. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

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